loser called me today telling me he was licking his wife’s panties after she had been out all night. um…gross! lol seriously what is that all about? i don’t lick my boyfriend’s boxers after he’s been sweating around in them all day long, but i do throw my panties at my cuckold after a long night and he actually licks them. lol you guys are so fucking strange.

Did anyone see the CSI episode where the pany sniffers buy panties for $2,000 on up? That was hilarious when one of the suspects described how the panties are saved for the perfect moment when then smell is just right. LOL I love it. I couldn’t find that snippet on youtube

I had to leave so I recorded the rest on the DVR to see what happened and who killed the panty model. Naughty boy.

LOL the security guard in Beneath the Dark was caught picking panties off the shelf and jerking off in the in the dressing room at a department store. Caught on tape by the boss and he got fired. LOL! Have any of you ever done that before? I was hoping he had put them on too, but he obviously used them in jerking off because she said “We found the panties…” ewwww I bet he wiped the cum off in them and tossed them.

I’ve seen a man monkey on cam. Roger sucked on a banana like a dick and hung his hands down below his knees and made funny noises for me. He looked really funny especially because he was so hairy. Ewww. That was nasty. Even worse, he has this nasty little 4 inch small penis.

Double ewww.

And here’s an xxx hot pepper called the Peter Pepper that looks like a little pencil dick. It should make you small penis guys cry with envy because it looks like it’s even bigger than your tiny little worms.

Triple X tomato (really a squash). It looks like a chode.

I would love to grow some of these in my little garden. I could pass them out to all of my friends with a smile. Made some chode salsa, except now she claims it’s a squash and not a tomato so…Hmmm. I can just imagine slicing into one of these while loser boy is watching. He’ll probably grab his dick and squirm then cry. What else are cuckold slaves for but to use and have fun with? If it’s hard like a squash I bet we could get some sissy cuckold to fuck it. What do you think?

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Are you wearing your wife’s panties? I bet she knows all about it. LOL

My last caller has been wearing his wife’s panties for quite some time and finally he thinks she has busted him. I was telling him that she’s probably out fucking around on him and he should test if she has a cream pie by using his tongue and she walked in on him in the bathroom! He was in full panty gear.

Totally and wickedly funny!

Does your wife know that you wear panties? Call me. I want to know all about it.

Well, my oh my cuckold Billy loves to suck it and I’ve found out why. He loves that glory hole idea. We talked about him sitting down at a glory hole with me right behind him and telling him to suck it deep down and hard and he just went nuts. Of course I was pressing my huge boobs against his back and whispering it in his ear. Oh, and rubbing that tiny little spot between his balls and ass. You know, the milk spot? lol

A lot of my callers love the glory hole. Is it the anonymity of it all? Is it not knowing who the person is on the other side of the wall that drives them nuts? I wonder if I sent one of my cuckold slaves into a glory hole and made him see 3 guys go in at the same time and see if he could guess which one he was sucking at the time. LOL Maybe I’d make them guys he had sucked before so that he has to remember what each dick felt like while it was in his mouth. Hmmm…that’s an incredible idea for a cuck contest. I wonder how long it will take to set it up. I’ll have to call 3 big bulls that have been sucked before.

Or no wait, I’ll have the bull guess who the cuck is! LOL Turn the tables for a day. He can guess which one of my cuckold slaves is doing the sucking. How fun!

My last caller told me his wife actually sucks that big black cock with him. They get down on their knees and do it at the same time. of course, he’s wearing pretty pink panties when he does it. Then when they have it all hard and ready they she gets fuck and he gets to lick up that cream pie when they’re done.

I don’t talk to too many men where their wives do it with them. Most wives stand there and laugh at their cuckold husbands while they suck it and make it big and hard for them. I can’t believe they want to sit there and go down with him, but ok to each her own. I personally like to laugh at my cuck while he sucks cock. I like to call him names like cocksucking faggot and cum licking jizz guzzler. hahaha it makes him even crazier when I do it.

Does your wife suck it with you or does she watch and call you names? Call me and tell me. I’d love to know all about that kinky fetish of yours.