Can you believe that he wanted to get gang banged while he licked that cream pie? What a slut! I just love it when they’re so needy and want that hot creamy goo because ooh they’ll do anything to get it from me. I mean seriously, I had him wrapped around my little pinky in no time licking my ass and doing whatever I wanted him to. Nasty little man with the 3-inch worm. Such a closet fag.

Paradise is the rerun of Criminal Minds last night that cracked me up. Will Wheaton, you know the kid who played Wesley Crusher on Star Trek The Next Generation or TNG as we like to call it here, was a total serial killer who stole panties from a couple he lured into a motel in Nevada. So what happens? One morning a woman wakes up and tells her husband her panties are missing. He looks under the covers and says something about wearing them and they laugh.

Hmmm…does he wear her panties normally? Now that would have been a good one.

The last caller went into Penney’s while we’re on the phone and asked the lingerie clerk if he could try on some panties. She said NO! You can’t try on panties, but I can help you with your size.” And she held up three different pairs until she found a pair his fat ass could fit into and he bought them. What a joke. He’s going to go put them on after work and model them for me on cam tonight. HAHAHA

Such a total loser. I love it.

Sissies, I know that you’ve wanted to try on panties for quite some time but you just can’t get yourself to go in and do it. First, don’t be shy. If you’re more comfortable going out of town then do it out of town. Next, walk in with a smile. Women love smiles and since lingerie stores usually employ women then you’re going to need a nice one. Talk to her for a moment and make her feel comfortable. Depending on where you live she probably does not get that many requests for panties!

Once you’ve earned her attention then tell her you’re looking for a pair of panties that will fit you. Be sure to measure your waist and hips before you go. Most men have larger bones than women so you’re probably going to need something on the larger side. Tell her the size pants you wear. Don’t worry about cock size because if you’re a real sissy you probably don’t need to worry about it or it can just be tucked between your legs.

Be sure to call me and tell me all about your panty adventure. I’d love to know what happened while you were there.

Yep. That’s all I’m doing. Did I give you a woody?

Depending on which system you use, you will be billed under one of the following companies:

TalkSugar
AlphaNet Information Systems LLC (Direct Dial to my 888 number.)
NiteFlirt

It isn’t a big deal to me which system you use. Some prefer one over another for various reasons.

Have I told you how much I enjoy making you feel like a little bitch and a total slut? No? Well, now I am. See, I enjoy making you feel very submissive and one of the ways I do this is by fucking you instead of you fucking me. Yes, that’s right. I have a nice big strap-on that I modeled after my boyfriend and when I wear it you had better watch out. I will fuck that tight ass of yours and make you cry like a little bitch. I will just lube that thing up and fuck you like mad.

Listen to me fuck someone with a strap-on. You might be surprised what happens in the “end”. LOL

Sometimes cuckolding can take a turn into the real vanilla world. Usually when I get cuckolding calls we get into sensual slavery where I have him in panties or sucking a dick. Sometimes it’s financial domination where I can buy anything I want (btw, I love those tributes. Keep them coming!) This call was a little vanilla. He wanted to hear me fuck like he was sitting right there in the room with me. While I don’t mind doing that, I think my neighbors get a little curious. I did have the window open while I was telling my lover to fuck me with that Big Black Cock and laughing about it because the caller was telling me how hot I looked. When the call was over I looked outside and my neighbor was standing next to his roses pretending to cut them. Of course, the roses are the closest flowers to my property line.

I hope he got an earful and he just wonders what is going on in my townhome when I leave the window open. He already enjoys watching me sunbathe. How fun it’s going to be when he listens to me phuck.

I had to train a new sissy cuckold today. He was very good with his lips and tongue on that strap-on. He sucked and fucked it then sucked my boyfriend big black cock. It was a total liberating experience because it was my first call on the TalkSugar phone sex site and it went rather well. In fact, I did even tell him he had to get used to the taste of cum by eating his own and he was such a good slave that he even told me the call was going to end instead of just letting it hang up on me.

If only the rest of you naughty slave boys were as well trained.

I think I’m just going to blog about all my calls right here. Is that such a crazy thing? I won’t mention names, phone numbers, etc. But if you want a bit of public humiliation I might say your first name LOL otherwise, all calls are anonymous. So if you want to be totally embarrassed then tell me you want the summary of your slutty call to be posted to my blog. This could be a real slutty call where you do something crazy like suck my boyfriend’s cock or you lick up a hot cream pie, but I’m going to totally talk about what you got all excited about.