I’ve seen a man monkey on cam. Roger sucked on a banana like a dick and hung his hands down below his knees and made funny noises for me. He looked really funny especially because he was so hairy. Ewww. That was nasty. Even worse, he has this nasty little 4 inch small penis.

Double ewww.

And here’s an xxx hot pepper called the Peter Pepper that looks like a little pencil dick. It should make you small penis guys cry with envy because it looks like it’s even bigger than your tiny little worms.

Triple X tomato (really a squash). It looks like a chode.

I would love to grow some of these in my little garden. I could pass them out to all of my friends with a smile. Made some chode salsa, except now she claims it’s a squash and not a tomato so…Hmmm. I can just imagine slicing into one of these while loser boy is watching. He’ll probably grab his dick and squirm then cry. What else are cuckold slaves for but to use and have fun with? If it’s hard like a squash I bet we could get some sissy cuckold to fuck it. What do you think?

Now I’ve heard everything. Little Johnny called me today and told me about his night with his girlfriend’s panties. Now, Little Johnny isn’t very little after all. I learned that Little Johny is about 6’3″ and about 250 pounds.

The only thing little about Little Johnny is his 2″ when hard dicky.

Yes, that’s right. Little Johnny has a tiny little 2″ dicky. So I told him to play with his girlfriend’s panties. LOL What did he do with them? He called me the next day and told me he took a dirty pair of panties from his girlfriend’s closet and first sniffed them. He tried to put them on, but they just wouldn’t fit! HAHAHA

Poor little dicky Johnny. He’s just a big sissy after all.