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Panty licking good?

loser called me today telling me he was licking his wife’s panties after she had been out all night. um…gross! lol seriously what is that all about? i don’t lick my boyfriend’s boxers after he’s been sweating around in them all day long, but i do throw my panties at my cuckold after a long night and he actually licks them. lol you guys are so fucking strange.

Total Panty Moment on CSI

Did anyone see the CSI episode where the pany sniffers buy panties for $2,000 on up? That was hilarious when one of the suspects described how the panties are saved for the perfect moment when then smell is just right. LOL I love it. I couldn’t find that snippet on youtube :(

I had to leave so I recorded the rest on the DVR to see what happened and who killed the panty model. Naughty boy.

Total Panty Moment Beneath the Dark Movie

LOL the security guard in Beneath the Dark was caught picking panties off the shelf and jerking off in the in the dressing room at a department store. Caught on tape by the boss and he got fired. LOL! Have any of you ever done that before? I was hoping he had put them on too, but he obviously used them in jerking off because she said “We found the panties…” ewwww I bet he wiped the cum off in them and tossed them.

His Wife Busted Him Wearing Her Panties

Are you wearing your wife’s panties? I bet she knows all about it. LOL

My last caller has been wearing his wife’s panties for quite some time and finally he thinks she has busted him. I was telling him that she’s probably out fucking around on him and he should test if she has a cream pie by using his tongue and she walked in on him in the bathroom! He was in full panty gear.

Totally and wickedly funny!

Does your wife know that you wear panties? Call me. I want to know all about it. :)