Seriously, you’re just so cute with that gorgeous hair and those broad shoulders. Mmmm I can imagine running my tongue across those tight lips and frenching you. Oh I just want your hands all over my voluptuous body and squeezing my big breasts. Oh yes! Whip out that hot hard cock of yours. It’s so long and thick! OMG I just can’t contain myself.

APRIL FOOLS!

Did you really think I was serious? LOL Call me and I’ll tell you what I really think.

Yep. That’s all I’m doing. Did I give you a woody?

Depending on which system you use, you will be billed under one of the following companies:

TalkSugar
AlphaNet Information Systems LLC (Direct Dial to my 888 number.)
NiteFlirt

It isn’t a big deal to me which system you use. Some prefer one over another for various reasons.

Sometimes cuckolding can take a turn into the real vanilla world. Usually when I get cuckolding calls we get into sensual slavery where I have him in panties or sucking a dick. Sometimes it’s financial domination where I can buy anything I want (btw, I love those tributes. Keep them coming!) This call was a little vanilla. He wanted to hear me fuck like he was sitting right there in the room with me. While I don’t mind doing that, I think my neighbors get a little curious. I did have the window open while I was telling my lover to fuck me with that Big Black Cock and laughing about it because the caller was telling me how hot I looked. When the call was over I looked outside and my neighbor was standing next to his roses pretending to cut them. Of course, the roses are the closest flowers to my property line.

I hope he got an earful and he just wonders what is going on in my townhome when I leave the window open. He already enjoys watching me sunbathe. How fun it’s going to be when he listens to me phuck.

I think I’m just going to blog about all my calls right here. Is that such a crazy thing? I won’t mention names, phone numbers, etc. But if you want a bit of public humiliation I might say your first name LOL otherwise, all calls are anonymous. So if you want to be totally embarrassed then tell me you want the summary of your slutty call to be posted to my blog. This could be a real slutty call where you do something crazy like suck my boyfriend’s cock or you lick up a hot cream pie, but I’m going to totally talk about what you got all excited about.

Some loser wanted me to kick him for a bit over the phone. I really didn’t have a problem with this. He said he felt guilty for leaving his girlfriend at the store and he took off and forgot about her! O M G

I had fun kicking him in the nuts and making him cry. It was a very pleasurable experience!

Ahhhh yes, my feet feel so nice. I wear sandals in the hot sun all summer long so a nice pedicure is a very nice touch. The guy who does my feet is so wonderful, too. I just love going into the salon and relaxing because he works on them for a good 45 minutes. He lets them sit in the running water and slowly massages my legs and feet. Then he rubs the lotion in and does some buffing.

I must say my feet come out purrrfect.

LOL Some loser called earlier trying to have sex with me. He had the nerve to try and make me call him Sir. I gave him a good tongue lashing and totally switched him.

What a loser.

Now I know some of you love to be told what to do so I’ve started to tell men how to stroke it. Unfortunately, this task is a little difficult for the sissy boys with small dickies because the stroke sometimes takes a long time due to length. I suppose all you sissy fags out there with little penises can figure it out or pretend. Or, I know, you can go find a guy with a Big Black Cock to stroke while I’m giving the affirmations. That will work.

I have a sissy who calls me quite often and recently she’s been very naughty. See, she likes to wear diapers and fill them with “stuff” like oatmeal and other gross things. I can’t even imagine what that nastiness feels like, but I’m sure her ass cheeks are really pretty by now. At least they probably don’t itch

So I’ve been giving her daily affirmations such as “I am a pretty girl”. She has to call me every other day and say them so she never forgets who she really is. I just can’t wait until that appendage hanging between her legs shrivels up useless. LOL